Wow. That’s basically all we can say watching these two teams punt this one out.
Both offenses look as disappointing as Andy Reid did after not getting to throw a terrible challenge flag last night. Guys, I’m going to let you in on a little secret, Blake Bortles is NOT good at football.
Jacksonville has an elite defense and Jalen Ramsey is the best player by a decent margin. He’s better at being Darrelle Revis than Revis was back in his glory days, that dude can fucking ball. But they’re pissing it all away with Bortles and it looks like they’ll continue to do so next season seeing as how they’ve already announced he’ll be the starter next year. They need to bring in some competition.
On the other hand, if broken tables were a game stat Buffalo would be running the score way the fuck up. Not to mention OJ, the god damn Juice is living his best life and showed up for the game. While this has been a forgettable performance on the field, we’ve been provided a top 10 day all time on Twitter thanks to the endless OJ jokes. There are some seriously killer memes circulating right now.
I’d like to see Buffalo win just for another weekend of tables being lit on fire and fucking demolished. But let’s be honest here, there are no winners today in this game that’s usually reserved for the Bengals/Texans. Side note, if Buffalo wins then investing in folding table stock might be a smart move.